Wednesday, 23 April 2008

The Wooly Mammoth

Mum says that today I resemble a woolly mammoth - my long coat is absolutely plastered with shavings as I have been lying down having a good sleep - and I look totally unkempt.

She says I just need some tusks and I would be spitting image of a woolly mammoth - naturally I take great exception to this, as I am a fine, giraffe donkey of the Poitou persuasion.

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