I've done it, I was caught in the act.....
She saw me......I grabbed his rug, and pulled it.
I sunk my teeth into his neck and wrestled with him.....
I MOUNTED HIM - mum says she couldn't watch his little legs buckle with my weight.....
I then asked him to play....and when he wouldn't I chased him with my ears back till he turned around and booted me.
Mum cheered.....
I have a feeling I am in huge trouble. Do they have special Docks in Court for donkeys? Do they do lunch for donkeys, afternoon tea. Oh why didn't I read my Performance Indicators properly.
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