This clever little donkey - ok I was paid to say this - has been out there pounding the streets doing her fund raising for other less fortunate donkeys. Me, well while I am still in the lead in the charity donkey of the year competition (lead is slipping away, please vote for me on the Horse and Pony Website), I am gettng ready for my photoshoot if I win. So I am exercising gently, working out which is my best profile etc.
Aimee on the other hoof has raised £460 for the Brooke Hospital (hip hip hooray Aimee), £250 for Animal Refuge Carlisle and £350 for Animal Care in Egypt - so all these other horses ponies and donkeys are going to be so glad that little short ass is working her little short ass bottom off for them.
She gets so tired, comes home and lies down, mum says it is mainly due to the surfeit of carrots, polomints, apples etc which have passed down Aimee neck! She is so full she can hardly stand up.
So while of course there is no chance she is going to win charity donkey of the year - a measly 4% of the vote compared to my (slipping) 23%, though it pains me I do have to do she does a bit more for charity than I do.
But I do have many charitable thoughts - just not many about Aimee....
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